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About A Dog
this week’s northeast times letters page is a fortune trove of superlative letters, including this one, written by kelley mcgrath of brookhaven. naturally, the testy letter comes from an argument concerning a dog:
this letter is for the uncouth woman who confronted me at the reservation on saturday, cortege 15, at approximately 9 a.m.
Your ostentatious display was misguided and totally uncalled for. Had you known anything about dogs, you would know that there is nothing inhumane about so-called “choke collars” when used properly. And at no time have I ever been in jeopardy of “breaking [my] dogâs trachea,” as you so absurdly implied.
Being the lady that I am, I opted to dismiss your imprudent attack, rather than engage you in a heated exchange in front of your child.
But while I have put your ugly and false reproach behind me, there is one thing I still feel duty-bound to call your attention to: try to keep your composure when carrying conversations with others. You emit projectile saliva from your braces when you get excited.
Is that last line an insult or a line from a Monty Python movie?
Letters 4.10 [Northeast Times]
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